advertising slime age

after the stone, bronze and iron age, the classical era, the middle ages and the modern and postmodern world,

you are now entering the
slime age.

forget about dystopias like running man, blade runner or ideocracy.

the slime age is real!
starting now. 2026.

and it is coming for you.

so stay tuned and praise the slime creeping over everything and everyone and into every part of your god damn life!